I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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