do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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