come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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