I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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