So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I accidentally burped into my bong.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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