And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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