turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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