yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
