So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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