I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
