Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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