What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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