just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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