wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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