just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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