i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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