You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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