Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
