your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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