Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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