eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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