Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
i now understand why vodka
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The air taste purple.
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