Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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