Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
