tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Congratulations! We have a period
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