so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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