Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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