Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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