Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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