My hair reeks of homosexuality.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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