Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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