weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
What drink are we having for lunch?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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