it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She's not a foreskin expert like you
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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