I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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