After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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