My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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