He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
