They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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