Don't you send me to vm
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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