come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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