it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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