This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
