WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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