OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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