His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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