Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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I need you to use more vowels.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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