Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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