we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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