he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he was CRYING into my vagina
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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