Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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