That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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