I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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